Zoomalong Limericks

ZOOMALONG RHYMES 2021

 

SAID BISHOP TO RED HEADED CURATE

“YOU HAIR’S FAR TOO VIVID – PLEASE CURE IT.”

CURATE LOOKED IN HIS EYE

AND SAID WITH A SIGH

“I’M AFRAID YOU’LL  JUST HAVE TO ENDURE IT”

Barbara

 

                                                                                                                                                                     David's Limericks:

 

There was a kind vicar called Whetter

Whose sermons couldn’t be better

But one day for fun

She dressed as a nun

So the rector would never forget her.

 

 

 

There was a young lady called Barbara

Whose influence spread farther and farther

Until one day whilst on Zoom

Her computer went Boom

Leaving Barbara in rather a lather

 

 

 

There was a fine lady called Shirley

Whose hair was wonderfully curly

But one day she woke

And thought it a joke

For her hair was not curly but whorly

 

 

A thoughtful young rector called Joachim

Can solve any problem we throw at him

In his thesis I read

Was a reference to bread

                        And to feeding his cockerels which crow at him.

 

 


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